from the land that god forgot

israel has thrown it's hat in the ring of robokilling machine fucking making! god's children are building a bionic hornet and more importantly, gloves that give you divine strength. holy shit! what would you do if you had super human strength? CRUSH SOMEONE'S HEAD. This is going to happen people. it's been prophesized. so it is written. so it shall be done. seriously when is god gonna come down and just make it official? "you're all my children and i wish i never had you!" it's okay bro. we all make mistakes. until he does i'm playing that xtc song over and over again.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=technologyNews&storyid=2006-11-17T082415Z_01_L1751091_RTRUKOC_0_US-MIDEAST-WEAPONS.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

a litter bug of astronomical proportions

hyooooooooomaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy!
http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn10512-astronauts-to-pitch-unwanted-gear-off-space-station.html

i guess since aliens haven't invaded as of yet, we need to give them a reason.

(cum) in your face!

i didn't have sex with the gay prostitute that i bought crystal meth from who game me a massage. I just bought crystal meth from a gay prostitute who gave me a massage.

you know, there's no commandment against eating dick when you got one. but there is one about being a big fat liar. oh he's inhaled my friends, he's inhaled.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/ap_on_re_us/haggard_sex_allegations