there she is. miss WMD.

um, this article which is not in a pretend newspaper that i made up in my head, is about the really big problems surrounding the holder of the title miss iraq.

“Our politicians should have more to worry about than whether Miss Iraq should go to America,” she said. “I cannot believe the extremists would do anything to a beauty queen.”

you madame, are a fucking idiot.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7374-2131418,00.html

by the way, did anyone watch miss america last night? i was totally rooting for miss georgia. sweet tits. nice ass. could gain 10 lbs. but you know, whatever.


byee!

i'm special. and damnit robots like me!

interesting article showing how the japanese prefer nanofriendship to human kindyness. at least of the filipino persuasion. it does provoke some thought. perhaps the attitude of the creator has something to do with the end product. then again i've seen footage from Tetsuo the iron man. methinks we're fucked east or west.

http://economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=5323427&no_na_tran=1

orwell+huxley

how about everyday at work we have the 2 minute commercial instead of the 2 minute hate? sound bad? remember that right now you get 2 minutes of commercials for every like...7 minutes of show watching time. jim jones we need you now more than ever!

http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn9011-invention-the-tvadvert-enforcer.html

sucker for the sake of sucking

if this isn't a quality of life crime then i don't know what. someone give this guy a ticket.

http://milwaukee.bizjournals.com/sanjose/stories/2006/04/10/daily41.html

media suicide

it happens in my dreams. all the kent brockmans of the world methodically light candles, play puccini or some shit, climb in the tub, and have dwarves throw hi fi soundsystems in.

"She appeared calm in front of the media, which have followed her plight intensely."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4910732.stm

or better yet a terminator

like arnold schwarzenagger.
here we go. crusher and spinner sounds like an osome tag team in wrestling but they are in fact more robotic manned man killing machines. you know how in the movies robots have this thing where they aren't allowed to hurt humans? yeah these robots don't have that.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/04/13/crusher.robot.ap/index.html?section=cnn_tech

FORCE

holy shit. real live force field.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2081

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Hi.
the news is fake.

http://www.prwatch.org/fakenews/execsummary

in space no one can hear you wet your pants

the fact that the term "geofence" is actually being used in this day and age scares the bejesus out of me. does it scare you? now let me emphasize that child molesters disgust me. how can anyone find kids sexually attractive? they are vile little creatures filled with so much humanness, to tell you the truth i can't decide who makes me more sick. the molesters or them. now i don't want you to take these comments the wrong way. i'm not pro choice. i'm pro abortion. What was my point? oh yeah, it's only a matter of time before you're screaming that someone's got a lock on you with their tractor beam. maybe it's the carlysle group, maybe it's pirates. but there will be a tractor beam locked on you. oh yes, there will be a tractor beam locked on you.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0406GPS-Child-ON.html