dance dance evolution

in the future people will excercise in their pods via isometric shock tissue readjustment. Until then douchebag children can go to gym and play fucking video games that will teach them to eDance! good luck out there kids. you're so little and stupid and gross.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/01/25/BUGA6GSFCG1.DTL&type=business

wwhmhrd?

if you were half man half rabbit what would you do?

chim chim chimera.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/01/13/rabbit.human/index.html

popping a heime!

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/fundamentals/mg18925331.200

HERMAPHRODITIC

POLAR BEAR!

http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article337581.ece

momma don't let your children grow up to be cyborgs.

pro: i don't have to worry about losing my keys.
con: remember the part where robocop goes back into his former house and watches a video of his kid and gets all short circuit?

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=d4f47afb-6ee3-460d-b4e3-834770fa886b&k=85038&p=2

potty time!

elmo's revenge!

http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html