vegans please reconsider

"The recipe involves adding excess water to ground-up dark meat to create a kind of meat soup, then spinning the mixture around in a tub at high speed. The centrifugal force makes the mixture settle into layers of fat, water, and extracted meat, which can be molded into breast-like patties of all-white meat."

That sounds so sexy i could shit.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0826white-chicken26-ON.html

she's got leg

``You don't feel sexy when you have a bad prosthesis,''
http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=99935

DEATH BEFORE...MACLESSNESSNESS

first we trample each other for food. then we trample each other for cabbage patch kids. then we trample each other for cheap laptops. then the laptops trample us. thanks to montesinos for once again harbinging.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4159678.stm

by the bye bye, your not so humble takeeverythingoutofcontexter is in Swizzerland, land of the bemused and the analgesic. these people is sleepy mang. london is far more feisty. CB asked if i have run into anything interesting in my travels. not if you donàt count keyboards that are upside down, priests with tats, and mad recountings of miracles i havenàt.


bonne nuit.

the earth is farting! the earth is farting!

craploads of methane gas!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,12374,1546824,00.html

soon siberia will be a resort town and robots will go there for all inclusive vacations where they can brain drain you like the pod people in the dark crystal and play bocce ball. then they will see a vegas revue. it will be grand.

"There are some people who seem to have a natural rapport with computers and other complex machines, and there are other people who seem to manage to break everything even without touching it," said York Dobyns, analytical co-ordinator at Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research (PEAR).

York Dobyns who I'm sure is not a total douchebag works for a research company that has determined that if there's an anomaly it's probably you, not the computer. you're the problem. maybe when your computer breaks they should replace you.

http://www.canada.com/technology/story.html?id=f6ebf013-4d44-4f13-90a2-a938292f4739

oh and how many times did they say "mind control"?

should you have been aborted?

"Genetic Savings & Clone, a company that hopes to make money from people's desires to duplicate their favorite pets." you know, when someone tells me their pet is dead, i say "i'm sorry." but if you tell me you're attempting to clone your fucking cat, i fully intend to say "there's been some kind of mistake! can someone abort this person please? thanks. and hurry because they're thinking of cloning their cat."

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3076908/

in any case, this article talks about how the project failed. but here's the trick. a year after it was cloned does the news come out that it was not a clone. it was a fuckup. there's no reason we should think that companies will deal with the creation of life in a more responsible fashion than they do hamburgers or i.u.d's. GRADE D.

robotomy! robotomy!

don't nobody overstate the revolutionary magnitude of his body's bionic component. it's just a chip underneath his skin that tracks him is all. oh and the best part is that his secretary can track him at all times. that's gotta be osome. when you're half robot half boss, how do i know which part to shoot at?

http://www.parascope.com/articles/slips/fs29_2.htm