the sound of lots of hands scraping

not just for musicians.

http://www.metasonix.com/TX1.htm

funnier than retards????

isn't it funny how people get sweaters for their pets? wouldn't it be even funnier if they actually had them fitted for their clothes? So logically, wouldn't the funniest thing ever be if they had dolphins fitted with electrodes and toxic dart guns and programmed them to kill?

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

point a to point b

i have no idea what to say about this.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

oil of no way

blemishes got you down? how about putting on someone else's skin? LITERALLY.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1568622,00.html

it's all about the polymer blends dood.

the wrath of egad!

aguirre what the fuck is wrong with you? and how appropriate is your name? i hope someone rains down on you with furious anger or some such.

http://www.magicvalley.com/articles/2005/09/09/news_business/business.1.txt

hello yahoo? it's me hatred.

fuck you yahoo.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/D8CF5FL00.html