(cum) in your face!

i didn't have sex with the gay prostitute that i bought crystal meth from who game me a massage. I just bought crystal meth from a gay prostitute who gave me a massage.

you know, there's no commandment against eating dick when you got one. but there is one about being a big fat liar. oh he's inhaled my friends, he's inhaled.

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