more shania twain associated involuntary manslaughter funny ha ha!

this story is bananas. if i may, i recommend that you listen to shania twain's "man i feel like a woman (especially in my vagina)" while you read the story so you get the mis en whatever the fuck of this insane love triangle between a hick, his wife, and a shotgun. the funny thing is when they adapt it for law and orders 1-7 it won't be funny!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/03/30/nwest30.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/03/30/ixhome.html

bullshit is patented

YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN ALREADY PATENTED.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/19/opinion/19crichton.html?ex=1300424400&en=9addb806498d2739&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

johnsmith1zillionand62

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,25689-2090880,00.html

back to black

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/info-tech/dn8826.html

think outside the box. there's another box. it's filled with brain controlled machine guns, flame throwers, knives, those big styrofoam hands at baseball games, devil sticks, and powerpoint presentations.


stop the progress!