Friday, September 29, 2006

roborambo

hi guys!
South Korea ( the good one) has (finally) developed a robot whose express purpose is to totally fucking kill.

"Via 'pattern recognition,' it can distinguish between humans, cars, or trees at two kilometers in daytime and one kilometer at night". now you understand that the cool thing about that is that it won't waste bullets on cars or trees.

first the governor of california, then the south koreans. soon some guy that HATES you.

http://www.metimes.com/storyview.php?StoryID=20060928-042215-5882r

it's just a matter of tiiiime.

Monday, September 25, 2006

oopsy daisy's pussy

imagine this. a tearjerker/comedy of the year about artificial insemination gone wrong. It's called "My bad. wrong vagina." starring mia sorvino as the barren momma, kevin costner as the dad without a kid, paul sorvino as the uncle in all of his daughter's movies, macauley culkin as the kid that should not be (dude looks weird), and kathy bates as everyone else.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WRONG_SPERM?SITE=FLTAM


seriously kids. WRONG VAGINA! Now apply this example to past discussion points about futures doomed. and consider that we have another hurdle beyond human error. it's called human nature, as in EVIL.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

culture's lateral spiral towards armageddon

thanks to ms. magnets for giving us this bit of absolutely stunning madness from high atop mount what the fuck.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBi4j8cj6Y