stinking badges.

people are all paranoid and trying to make sure gay predators don't swoop down and grab boy scouts. then they set up a special badge of copyright respectfulness. do you see the contradiction here?

it's so gay.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6161359,00.html?gusrc=ticker-103704

please christian please

sometimes it seems like christians live in a box so impermeable to outside matter the only solution is to drop it into the water and hope it sinks.

http://www.calendarlive.com/music/cl-et-christian10oct10,0,1519920.story?coll=cl-music

will you quit it already? you're embarassing christ!

schizophrenia's taking me home

get rid of it? but it's like the best disorder...to watch!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6033013.stm

da na na na na na na na na batshit!

bu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! allright, this website looks riDICKulous but the excerpt is an excerpt so let's cite it anyway. it quotes rush limbaugh's defense of marky mark foley.

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/05/limbaugh-blames-pages/

enter the harris!

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/floridapolitics/entries/2006/10/03/harris_blame_the_media_and_dem.html

with friends like these who needs laws against your predilection for underage boys? you know, i've discussed pedophilia before. the notion that one would be attracted to children, those vile vile creatures with nothing but pure humanness (i.e. evil) in their hearts is beyond me. and has anyone considered that foley's victims are rich white pre-frat boys interested in a career in politics? i'm not saying pedophilia is the answer. post natal abortions on the other hand...

big ups to DJJD for posting this on his hyperfantastic blog:
hhttp://www.obscom.blogspot.com

also entertain yourself with many numerous loop de loop mixes by him and Big Hank at http://www.gfama.blogspot.com

where are my keys?

i'll find them when i'm 80 but you won't because you don't smoke dope you fucking crackead.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061005/sc_nm/marijuana_dc

rectally massaging you with science

dood walks into a hospital after hiccuping for 72 hours at a rate of 30 times a minute.
finding: rectal massages inhibit hiccups by stimulating the vagus nerve. WINNER 2006 Ig prize!


http://improbable.com/

the improbable guzaro zahmeugua

do you know anyone who might want to kill you with one punch?

i can think of like 79 people off the top of my head and i don't even know who you are.

http://www.livescience.com/technology/060928_power_suit.html

extrapolate people!

the beauty of modern technology

oh sweet sweet fake titties. you may be the death of me but you sure saved this little lady.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/02/world/africa/02ivory.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

the perils of modern technology

"It came from a Greek-owned tanker flying a Panamanian flag and leased by the London branch of a Swiss trading corporation whose fiscal headquarters are in the Netherlands."

they're talking about garbage. garbage so garbagey it killed somebody. the blob is now a reality. and this one doesn't even need to touch you! it can just you know, hang out in the backyard.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/02/world/africa/02ivory.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

global warming is doing its thing. now there's only one season: the endless bummer.