disbelief squared divided by whatever the fuck equals more civil rights forfeited related technology ha ha.

read this article and tell me they're not bloody well off their trolley in merry ol' oregon. they're taking fucking fingerprints to facilitate lunch lining in elementary schools.

i mean seriously, how hard do they not have to try at this point? fingerprints to help make sure children get in line effectively? to pay for stuff? i mean, if this kind of thing can fly, there's no reason at this point they should bother sweet talkin' us while they shove telephone poles and reinforced girders slowly and lovingly into the depths of our cabooses. a cuckoo cocoa puff covered in cocoa butter and snorting coca leaf couldn't come up with this.

http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071024/NEWS/710240447

fuckin' lunch line for cripes' sake!