more religion funny ha ha!

you know something funny about religion?
because it's so damn stupid!

wait, i told that wrong. i'm starting again. religion in and of itself is something we should discuss in private where i can totally break down and cry with my head in your lap. however, any form of public discourse in regards to religion seems to descend into complete fucking madness that rivals the best of emo phillips. with no connection to our theme (ironically a total and abject fear of progress) i present to you an article detailing the battle within the christian faith regarding the politics of immigration. this shit is priceless. doesn't sound funny you say? how about this!

"Joseph and Mary had to flee persecution. Jesus was not born in his home community," Giddings Ivory said. "Jesus and his family perhaps would have been locked up with a strict border approach to immigration."

and since i know you're not actually going to read the article here's more;

"As a person of faith, I was offended by these radical advocates invoking God when arguing for blanket amnesty," Tancredo said. "If we really want to be a compassionate faith community, we must enforce the law and end the border charade that lures hundreds of people through the deadly desert every year."

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4486482,00.html

i wish i was there. i'd look at Giddings Ivory and be like "now you go. say something inane again. i dare you!" and she'd be like "allright. i'll take that dare." and then Tancredo would be like "wait can i get in on this?" and i'd be like "Tancredo hold up. let the nice lady talk her nonsense. we get to you next dood. "

dna says nay

Ha! DNA testing takes on G O muthafuckin' D. and this time we root for DNA. more complete fucking comedy under the guise of subservience to a benevolent all powerful higher being who out of love and devotion created us puddles of c's, a's, g's, and t's. morons, your peculiar brand of silliness is extra silly. that's why i hope you make it out of this "controversy" somewhat unscathed. oh and your church of latter day saints commercials make me swell up with all this goodness and love for my fellow man and shit. i love that part of you too. but then i eat a chocolate or a peanut or something and that's it man. my body hits tilt and it's puke city.

"Once you do research and start getting other viewpoints, you're toast,"

this truest of truisms about most established faiths is a quote from one of the morons themselves. oh shit. i just noticed that i forgot the second m in moron. 3 times!

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-me-mormon16feb16,0,1135048.story?page=3&track=hpmostemailedlink

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060215/od_nm/iran_pastries_dc

weather: OWNED

remember the injun in the league of justice or the hall of leagues or some shit, who turned into a tornado then fought against the samurai who ALSO TURNED INTO A TORNADO?

soon friends. soon.
http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002163.html

the site's pretty creepy too. read the comments by people who know what they're talking about but don't realize it's total hyper scariness that goes to 11.

the mark of the beast is no big whoop

seems to him, if your wife can't track you then there are absolutely no ramifications to IDENTITY CARDS UNDER YOUR SKIN.

http://news.ft.com/cms/s/ec414700-9bf4-11da-8baa-0000779e2340.html

now this is some good crazy!

adult: little boy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
little boy: a robot camel jockey!
adult: WHAT THE FUCK????

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/02/05/kuwait.robot.reut/index.html

hey reality, quit it!

i'd rather see mel gibson starring in a morissey biopic.

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1695198,00.html