thou shalt not get into heaven

i imagine politicians went home after this meeting and couldn't stop giggling. think about it. they are in charge of nuclear weapons and they edit the word of god. i bet they giggled so loudly they woke up the hooker. who busted out the butt plugs and got to work.

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/2990536.html?showAll=y

Scum lights up the night sky

FUCK YOU REALITY

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20060618/D8IAQTLO1.html

all the children gather 'round

if daddy doesn't make a space house, you're going to die a horrible death, yes you will, you cute little carbon based bag of shit.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060613/D8I7ADB81.html

we haven't posted in awhile despite hundreds of relevant articles zooming past us. you know why? because you're not the only one who doesn't give a crap. but this one was just too apocalyptic to pass up. can't wait for the children's book to come out. wonders of the universe tend to destroy humanity don't you know.

public eyes. are watchin yoo. public eyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyesssssss watchin yoo watchin yoo

who cares about public cameras? i'm not doing anything wrong. just getting busaaaaaaaaay.

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/display.var.776607.0.cctv_camera_spies_on_lovers.php

i look forward to finding this on youtube next month. oh and check out the comments from the "council spokesman". if heard in person, the appropriate response is to wave your hand in a fashion that is both dismissive and somewhat assaultive at the same time and say "get the fuck outta here!"