all the children gather 'round

if daddy doesn't make a space house, you're going to die a horrible death, yes you will, you cute little carbon based bag of shit.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060613/D8I7ADB81.html

we haven't posted in awhile despite hundreds of relevant articles zooming past us. you know why? because you're not the only one who doesn't give a crap. but this one was just too apocalyptic to pass up. can't wait for the children's book to come out. wonders of the universe tend to destroy humanity don't you know.