more religion funny ha ha!
you know something funny about religion?
because it's so damn stupid!
wait, i told that wrong. i'm starting again. religion in and of itself is something we should discuss in private where i can totally break down and cry with my head in your lap. however, any form of public discourse in regards to religion seems to descend into complete fucking madness that rivals the best of emo phillips. with no connection to our theme (ironically a total and abject fear of progress) i present to you an article detailing the battle within the christian faith regarding the politics of immigration. this shit is priceless. doesn't sound funny you say? how about this!
"Joseph and Mary had to flee persecution. Jesus was not born in his home community," Giddings Ivory said. "Jesus and his family perhaps would have been locked up with a strict border approach to immigration."
and since i know you're not actually going to read the article here's more;
"As a person of faith, I was offended by these radical advocates invoking God when arguing for blanket amnesty," Tancredo said. "If we really want to be a compassionate faith community, we must enforce the law and end the border charade that lures hundreds of people through the deadly desert every year."
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4486482,00.html
i wish i was there. i'd look at Giddings Ivory and be like "now you go. say something inane again. i dare you!" and she'd be like "allright. i'll take that dare." and then Tancredo would be like "wait can i get in on this?" and i'd be like "Tancredo hold up. let the nice lady talk her nonsense. we get to you next dood. "
because it's so damn stupid!
wait, i told that wrong. i'm starting again. religion in and of itself is something we should discuss in private where i can totally break down and cry with my head in your lap. however, any form of public discourse in regards to religion seems to descend into complete fucking madness that rivals the best of emo phillips. with no connection to our theme (ironically a total and abject fear of progress) i present to you an article detailing the battle within the christian faith regarding the politics of immigration. this shit is priceless. doesn't sound funny you say? how about this!
"Joseph and Mary had to flee persecution. Jesus was not born in his home community," Giddings Ivory said. "Jesus and his family perhaps would have been locked up with a strict border approach to immigration."
and since i know you're not actually going to read the article here's more;
"As a person of faith, I was offended by these radical advocates invoking God when arguing for blanket amnesty," Tancredo said. "If we really want to be a compassionate faith community, we must enforce the law and end the border charade that lures hundreds of people through the deadly desert every year."
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4486482,00.html
i wish i was there. i'd look at Giddings Ivory and be like "now you go. say something inane again. i dare you!" and she'd be like "allright. i'll take that dare." and then Tancredo would be like "wait can i get in on this?" and i'd be like "Tancredo hold up. let the nice lady talk her nonsense. we get to you next dood. "
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