big pharma's fatwa

the main article here is loooong and confuuuuusing and relevaaaaant. this quote should give you an idea:

"There was some confusion over the interactions with Mr. Agyarko,” she said. “The key point here is that there was no wrongdoing.”

sure there wasn't.

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2005/12/fake_drugs.html

message 1: you've been subpoena'd!

just imagine...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051226/tc_nm/korea_phones_dc

women of the world take over

because none of you would let your babies turn out to be urko.

http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=2434192005

mirror mirror on the wall whose the most fuckedest of them all? mind you we can actually do something pretty damn close to this now. A little gene splicing here, a little stem celling there, a little endorphin manipulation and voila! And since it's possible, it's pretty much inevitable. chimera mera bo bera banana fanna fo fera.

do you want your receipt?

how sick are you of bleeding heart hippies shooting their mouths off about how maybe the machines that politicians put in to calculate if they get elected or not might not be 100% accurate? these liberal monsters, yes i said it, are responsible for the deaths of at least 7 out of the last 10 troops killed in iraq.

oh wait...
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/state/content/state/epaper/2005/12/17/a28a_voting_1217.html

Yo google scum quick

in a dramatic turn you get the google homepage!

http://www.networkingpipeline.com/blog/archives/2005/12/has_google_beco.html

Through the mirror glass glassly

hey people,
you are a member of a species that MURDERS. then quips idiosyncratically.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16481737&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=dead-man-talking--name_page.html

C U Next Teusday!

Whoa! the peeps in washington are working overtime! i am a little bit excited in my pants because today we make a couple of corrections here at abject negativity.com. how legit. firstly, we're talking politics again. i promise this will be short. seconder, our last post equated politics with coprophilia. That algorithm is incorrect. In fact, that comparison is a slander upon the name of coprophiliacs everywhere. will all cookie cutter liberals please hit your self destruct button now?

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny-brf--clinton-flag-1205dec05,0,7179096.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork

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politics=coprophilia

hey there!
the fat lady doesn't usually discuss politics since it's pretty cut and dry. politicians want to kill you and eat your body because that gives them power, end of story. but this seems to inflate the term "ironical" to new dimensions.

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-fg-infowar30nov30,0,3132219.story?track=hpmostemailedlink

man is a complex being (intestinally speaking)

regularly speaking man is a fucking stupid piece of shit that is mesmerized by whatever the fuck is shiny. you know, they pontificate on how much we've accomplished. take a look at this and realize your race is no better than a retarded dog. And dogs are pretty dumb to begin with. first, the article is on cnn. second, the article is without any trace of irony. third, i propose a 6 billion person suicide pact. it's the honorable thing to do.

http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/22/Autos/funonwheels/celebrity_nav/index.htm