blue brains

watch that computer flop around and cure disease!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4071192.stm

and help sam champion reach 50% accuracy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4071192.stm

(you might notice somewhere in the middle the key word which is weapons).

would you feel more comfortable in my toilet?

humans transmogrify into pieces of shit and sell some bullshit.com bullshit. just read the first paragraph on how this scenario plays out. it allows me to finally use the term awesinine!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/246065_onenote27.html

CAPTAIN AMERICA

imagine if captain america was real? i bet he would kill better than anybody!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17013218-13762,00.html

the pederasts are coming! the pederasts are coming!

my profile rools. catholic school drools.

http://www.dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051024/NEWS01/510240324

dna testing is the answer to everything

fucking jerk.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4372644.stm

cacaw! cacaw!

who says dead babies can't be totally funny?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=JWZ0BM0UX0IZTQFIQMGCM5OAVCBQUJVC?xml=/news/2005/10/24/uchicken.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/10/24/ixportaltop.html

nexus hexus

almost like gene splicing, my friend moses http://www.mosesaton.blogspot.com and i are crossing over from polar vantage points. he wants to live forever and likes life. i look forward to extinction.
that being said, moses talks good shit. check him out up there and cringe in horror at what's down here.


http://chronicle.com/free/v52/i10/10a01401.htm

you're being paranoid

it's just tracking info on every page that comes out of your printer.

http://www.tgdaily.com/2005/10/19/eff-decodes-printertrackingdots/

david copperfield is the principal.

now kids who get expelled for bringing steaming piles of shit to school can call the schoolboard a bunch of hypocrites.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8178

disclaimer: the indescribable guzaro zahmeugua would never argue science is the answer but at least try a little harder. jeez.

"Jeeves accelerate immediately."

good musing on the robot desert race that i'm sure you all watched with rapt intensity. death race 2000 oughta be here by 2010.

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2005/10/missed_opportun.html

hosanna

now ugly people will get their drinks as quickly as you will.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051006/od_nm/germany_beer_dc;_ylt=AiGUlM9jv8LyTGRPur66JtbtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

no not you! You.

Dolph Lundgren vs Jesse Sullivan

is jesse sullivan any less human?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4648139.stm

discuss.

YOU ARE BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE

and so testiclees looked down on the testicless. and then scientists designed fake testicles for doggies. and then he looked up to yaldaboath and said "surely you are the false creator for only a false creator would create a race that creates false nuts!"

but the best part is the frog sniffers.

no dbout about it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051007/ap_on_fe_st/ig_nobels;_ylt=AsXvsTXTRqarq2Os8ZCLNortiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

cetacean masturbation

more from that strange land known as the sea. muthafuckin' dolphin sings batman thanks to the hard work of "scientists". i'm starting to think scientists are like cops. shouldn't you be curing cancer or something? jerks.

http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1473208.htm