the biggest cock in the universe

how would you fuck space? slow and lovingly? doggie style? all pokey like?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/07/26/chicago.skyscraper.ap/

the biggest cock in the universe is us.

my daily thought

hey does anyone give a shit that the space shuttle went upwards? i didn't think so. How do you reconcile that with your need to own the universe and poo on it? i'm just wondering.

fuck art

this story is retarded. artists are retarded. YOU are retarded.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4718573.stm

pig sperm. straight up.

The chinese are sending pig sperm into space to see what effects space has on...pig sperm. Then they can guess what may happen to human sperm. Hopefully it dies.

i'm not posting that though. i'm going straight to the important stuff. This story is so bullshit other bulls are like "gabba gabba hey."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4689459.stm

Good eye Maribel! i think they should do an experiment and see what happens when california...cops are sent into space.

riddle me this

if people are total fucking shitheads why do we keep trying to make more?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/0610_050610_robot.html


oh yes you are!


thank montesinos for being today's harbinger of the apocalypse.

chariots of fire

soon robots will run after you and set you on fire. we will discuss the rat brains in more depth but for now...

"Alternatively, stick rat brain in jogging Japanese robot, teach it to speak English with a heavy Austrian accent and then send it into the past to kill anyone who might eventually prove a threat to its inevitable rise to global dominance. You get the idea. ®"

well said Lester.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12/16/rat_brained_android/

CHARLETON FUCKING HESTON PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOADING DOCK. LIKE NOW!

Let's call this "the fat lady's a croonin' squared". while we've discussed chimeras in the past, i didn't really see us fucking ourselves in both holes. Oh Rumsfailed, can we win the war on two fronts? The war against the robots and the Dr. Moreau bit? I suggest you check out the lesser quoted movies in the planet of the apes series. the ones where humans actually get it. might as well know just how you're going to die. oh oracle, will i be brained or mauled?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15891104-13762,00.html#1

i am full of supporting for craploads of stuff

we're going off topic from our hot topic today for a small tally. i encourage any readers (i'm looking in your direction mr. mirror) to submit their findings as well.

ribbons. we all know that one most common and arguably least meaningful way of expressing love and support for the troops by tying an old yellow ribbon 'round some tree or other. but of late the ribbon market has exploded sending old old old ladies in chinatown into a tizzy and pushing their quit time to start time. i've seen a couple of weird ones recently. if you have as well, please post.

troops-yellow
AIDS-red
titty cancer-pink
america fuck yeah!-red white blue stars and stripes
"the fight against MS"-metallic psychedelic pink and grey hologrammy
"Kars 4 Kids"-forest green-since we have a firm policy against any form of significant "research" here we cannot explain this one and frankly we don' t think it's a good idea.

this seems to sum it up.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=487

hissing cockroach kills 15 over dung dispute.

"I don't think I'm necessarily trying to prove a hard scientific fact with this. I'm OK with raising some questions and dialogue and so forth," he said.


apparently "so forth" means training hissing cockroaches to operate vehicles. next he'll train koalas to hold machetes and make stabbing motions. that'll be really something provoking huh?


http://wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,68015,00.html